by Joseph » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:40 am
John,
Do yourself a favor and give up on the dry slope idea. They should be strategically bombed for the good of all Her Majesty's ski enthusiasts. I have never skied on them myself, but I've seen more products of dry slopes than I care to recall. The stuff of nightmares. Brits don't naturally suck at skiing--they aren't born that way. It's the dry slope that turns most brits into terminal beginners. Dry slopers become a danger to themself and most everyone on the hill. It will do your skiing far more harm than good. For the good of the Kingdom, visit Harbcarver.com. Carvers are an even better training tool than skiing itself. I wouldn't be near the skier that I am today without them.
If carvers were a Guiness advert, they would go something like this:
"You know how the snow melts in the spring and you can't go skiing anymore?"
"Yes."
"Well, I've invented a device that mimics the movements of skiing and lets you ski year round on any slope that has pavement."
"Brilliant!"
"Brilliant!"
Just remember to pad up, John. Cheerio mate,
Joseph