Hintertux Beer Club Crisis,
The "float" is low, I think we need to " 'edge" our bets and work out how to "tip" in some more money. It may seem "counter" intuitive to sell merchandise, but on "balance", for a non-profit organisation such as the Hintertux Beer Club, I believe it is acceptable. Furthermore; in order to keep the bar staff in work, we must keep up the "counter action".
I propose, that Harald gives the ok to produce A3 sized prints on good photographic paper of this great shot;
And for each donation of ten euros donated to the club, the new member gets a print, thus "pulling back" the equity of the fund to the halcyon days of pre GFC.
A further ten euros donation and a Hintertuxerhoff Martini for Harald and Henchman Monster later in the week may even lead to a personal message and signature from the great man himself.
I'm not advocating staying away from the "High C", but it is imperative that new campers drink at least some Kool Aid.
Remember campers, when jostling to the bar with HBC funds in hand, get ready a "strong arm", as the trays are heavy. Don't be afraid to "lift the hip" and "crunch" your way through if an over sized Fraulein steps in the way. The tray must always take first priority.
Other ideas to rejuvenate the club are welcomed and encouraged, just done bring any of that TTS pinko agitating lefty rocker stuff along or you're gone, wiped from history. History is always written by the victor.
written and authorised by Monsterman, the views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of all campers, indeed some prefer a cup of tea and a good lie down with a sheep
"Someone once said to me that for us to beat the Europeans at winter sports was like Austria tackling us at Test cricket. I reckon it's an accurate judgement." Malcolm Milne