If anyone leaves their keyboard, jumps into the ski school office and goes after a ski instructor, you will be dealt the severest of punishment.
You will be banned to epicski.com, where you'll be forced to deal with topics such as:
1) What size are your ski boots?
2) What is your favorite ski area?
3) Do instructors ever fall?
4) Do you listen to music while you ski?
Do not, leave your keyboard. Also, if I start to see any kind of felonious activity, I will consider banning all alcohol sales during posting.
I hope I've made myself clear.