I'm having an identity crisis, help me out here.
I have some questions. Now granted, I been up at the Pillionaire Ranch, hanging out on horses and what not, so something could have come loose.
What's a real skier? I mean, if you're a skier, doesn't that by default make you real? How could you be a skier, and not be real? Then, if someone comes up to you and says, "Wait. You're not a real skier! You're one of those other guys!", what does that make you? What do you say?
"You're right, I'm an imposter. The real real skier will be here in just a minute."
"Okay, I'm an alien. I was just trying to hang out as long as possible, before someone noticed."
"Dude. I'm really a snowboarder. But someone gave me a free ticket, so I was like, kewl!"
"No, you're right. I'm not a real skier, I'm a gaper. What took you so long to figure that out? Couldn't you tell, by my wedging?"
I guess I could go up to people and say, "Hi there. My name is SCSA. I'm a real skier."
But I dunno. That sounds like something I used to say in the late 70's, at singles bars. It didn't work then, I don't think it'll work now.
I guess I'll just have to go along, telling people I'm a..."bleep itty bleep."
Signed,
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